I’m so happy you came up here to hang out with me. I’ve been so horny lately, you have no idea. I really, really need you… Do you like watching me touch myself? Yea? I bet you do. Will I make you just as horny as Isle? How turned on are you getting? Do you wanna touch me to? Yeah? I’ll let you… I’ll bend over for you. It will be fun… so much fun. Look how horny you’re getting. Well, do you want to touch yourself? You can unbutton those pants and pull your dick out and start touching yourself. Is that your penis? It’s so small… Why is it so small? It’s so teeny tiny. Look how cute it is… I had no idea it is so small… I’m so sorry. Oh, it’s like my itty bitty little pinky now. Actually it’s a lot smaller than my pinky now. I’m so sorry. How do you get around in life, how do you do stuff? What’s wrong with you? You’re so horny now but I feel so bad. I’ll make a deal with you: I’ll let you touch yourself if you let me talk shit to you. All right, deal?
Your penis is just the most itty bitty cutest little thing I ever seen in my life. I just wanna like pinch it, squeeze it, do cute little things with it and put a cute little bow on it. Oh, it’s so adorable. How could you pleasure a woman? Like what are you gonna do? You’re just gonna like rub it against her? No? I mean you can’t do anything with it, she won’t feel it in another way. What are you gonna do, you’re gonna let her lick it like it’s your big little clit? Let’s see how big you can make it.
How bad do you wanna play with my ass? With your teeny tiny little penis… it’s so small and cute. You can’t do anything with it. Ooh, look how hard it is… It’s so microscopic. You must be the guy that they took pictures in Wikipedia for the micropenis… You should look that up, it’s your picture. I bet you wanna rub that all over me, huh? How bad do you wanna rub your tiny little dick all over my soft skin? It would be lots and lots of fun… for you. I wouldn’t feel a thing on the other hand. How did it get that small? Did your parents mistake you for a girl when you were born? Probably until the age of 21, huh? “I don’t know why my clit won’t work”. It’s so cute and tiny. I just wanna like, give it a cute little kiss. How pathetic is it having the smallest dick in the world? Nobody wants you, huh? I mean girls invite you to their hotel rooms, and are really really horny, and basically they’ll just give it to you. “I was going with my legs open until you pulled your dick out and then I realized that I can’t do anything with it, it’s so small!”.
Oh, you poor thing. You must have really bad self-esteem. Nobody wants to touch the tiny little peanut. What are you gonna do? It’s like a little pinky toe, just nothing you can do with it, just look at it. Can’t use it, it’s not useful. Because it’s so small… It probably makes a cute little squeaky noise when you pull on it. How cute is your penis… I think… I think I’ve seen girl’s bigger clit than that. Kinda’ sucks. Uhm, what do you call him? Little guy? Literally? Look how hard it is too, I feel so bad for you and your tiny little dick. I don’t know what we’re gonna do with it. We can like… poke it with my finger. Maybe that will help you. Or you can just stare at me and mesmerize…and hope and pray that one day I might want you, but that will never happen. Because I’ve seen your tiny little dick and I have absolutely no use for it. Other than just stare and laugh.
You know what I think about guys like you? With really really tinny tinny penises? I think you’re big fat losers. You! You’re the loser… You wanna rub it all over me, don’t you? I know you do… all over my belly, my chest and between my legs because you really wanna know how it feels to fuck a woman. But you won’t get to. Because it’s just too small and pathetic and insignificant. I mean… you could never pleasure me with your tiny little dick, it’s so small. Oh look, my pinky now is so much bigger than it. I don’t know what to tell you… I’m so sorry. I bet you try over and over and over again to explain to women how it’s only a penis but it’s the only thing that matters. So just sit there and drull and admire my beautiful body. I know you wanna touch it. You wanna lick it… you wanna rub your tiny little dick all over me, don’t you? Look how cute and tiny it is, I can barely take you seriously. I really just wanna squeeze it, it’s like a tiny little pimple, it will pop. You poor little man. And here I thought you were actually worth something. You’re pathetic.
So all you get to do is sit there and watch me. How bad do you want to touch me? Really really bad, huh? Yeah… Am I teasing you by opening my legs? Am I teasing your teeny tiny little cock? That’s so small, I don’t know what to do with it. You want me to lick it a couple of times? Maybe that will help you out. Well… what I think you should do, is I think you should get both of your little fingers and you should wrap them around your little penis and you should start tugging on it. Now I’m gonna count down from ten and when I’m done counting down from ten I want you to bust the biggest load you can bust. Are you ready? Ten, nine, eight, seven…six, five… four… three, two… one. Mhm, look at all the juice that came out of your tiny little penis. It’s so cute, ooooh. Would you like a napkin to help you? I’m so sorry. It sucks that you have such a tiny dick.
