Hey there, fat boy! What are you doing? Sitting on the couch, looking at porn, probably eating some potato chips and chocolate cake. Because you’re so fat! Oh, so gross! Oh, your fat rolls just hanging over your pants. You’re so fat, you probably have a cup holder in between your rolls for your beer or soda or milkshake, whatever it is that you drink. Oh, it’s so nasty! Probably right between your man-boobs, huh? Probably bigger than mine! I know they’re saggier than mine. It’s so gross. You just wanna sit at home you fat fucking loser. Fat ass! No girl’s gonna want you like that, fucking dirty asshole! So fat, smelly… Probably don’t even take a shower because you’re so fat you can’t even walk to it. No girls will ever want you. I don’t even know if a guy wants you, but that’s probably your only hope. Have some guy stick his dick in between your fat rolls, you’ll probably like that better. Well, that’s better than a fat ass, that’s for sure! So gross, I don’t even like thinking about it. Moving your fat all around… How do you walk? I mean, you just jiggle and jiggle and jiggle… How does that feel? So heavy… Fat ass! Go ahead, go eat so more chocolate cake and bonbons and ice cream and pizza! I know that’s what you like huh? You probably love pizza… Anchovies, pepperoni and sausage and unions and all that nasty and fatty stuff that just makes you fatter. I know you like that, fat ass. It’s all you can think about, food! Milkshakes and ice cream… So gross. How much money would you spend on Mcdonalds? Probably like a hundred dollars of whoppers. That doesn’t even fill you up because you’re so fat. You’re so gross! Your boobs… Man boobs! I know that they’re bigger than mine are, it’s so gross! You need to go buy a man bra! They’re probably so big you could lick them yourself because you can’t get any other action because you’re so fat. That’s what you have to do huh? Fucking dirty asshole! Such a fat loser! You wish you could be all hot and get hot bitches like me… You never will! You’re just too consumed by all the food, being fat, being a loser… So sorry… No one’s ever gonna like you, you fucking loser! Go ahead, feel upon your fat rolls. You can pretend that it’s like this nice ass, but it’s not though. Because your fat! Gross fat! Because you can’t get a nice ass like this. You probably eat so much that you have to get another job to… To pay for all your food. But, you probably don’t wanna work because you’re so fat. So you what? What do you do? Oh, yeah, that’s right, you go out and suck dick, don’t you? You suck dick for food? So sorry! Hey, hey, hey dude! I’ll suck your dick for a whopper! It’s so sad! I know you do it, too! A whopper with cheese? Okey, okey, that’s right. I forgot, I threw out the cheese, fat ass! You know you like sucking those dicks for whoppers! You probably like the taste of cum too! You’ll just eat anything. I mean, it is protein! Doesn’t fill you up, though, huh? You probably need to suck like twenty dicks to get even close. So fucking sorry, fat loser! Makes me sick! I can’t even imagine how much food you eat! You probably eat more food in one day than I do in like, two months! That’s so gross! Yep, you suck dick for whoppers… You want this, but you’ll never have it because you’re too fucking fat. All you want to do is sit on your couch, jack off… If you can even find your dick! Probably can’t, under that roll of fat, or rolls, should I say. Not one, I’m talking like – five! Over here, and here, and there, and there. Probably can’t even reach your dick because you’re so fat. Your stomach just hangs out and you’re like: ” Oh, where’s my dick? Oh, I can’t find it! Oh, I’ll just have this guy suck this dick for me because no other girl would.” Yeah, you’re so gross, so fat! Such a loser! Go get a treadmill or something, fat ass! Such a loser! Go get some more whoppers with cheese! Can’t forget the cheese! Yep, fat ass! So sorry! What else do you like to eat? Lasagna, burritos, ice cream, chocolate chip cookies? Sounds so good, I’m craving that! Craving all that hot food! You probably crave food more than you crave pussy huh? Because you’re so fat, that’s all that you can think about. You know, most guys, they think about girls. You? All you can think about is food, because you’re so fat! Consume your life you fat ass! Come on, get real! Such a loser! So gross! Never be with a fat ass! Oh, so gross!
