Oh my God! I don’t even know what I’m looking at right now! That’s like… Oh, you’re so ugly! Holy fuck! Damn you got hit with the ugly stick way too many times when you were being born! Oh! Oh my God! I… I… When I look at you, I get sick to my stomach! It’s like worse than smelling something rotten! That’s what your face looks like! Like rotten trash that’s been left out for eight years on top of manure. I just… I just threw up in my mouth a little bit because I saw you, oh! You just make me so sick! Your face is just so ugly! I can’t believe… If I was that ugly, I would just be done! I would threw that, I’d just slit my wrists and there you go! I just couldn’t handle being as ugly as you are. I can’t believe you even… Are you even a human? You’re so ugly, you look like you belong with like, different kind of species! You’re so ugly, you shouldn’t even be on this planet, you should be out in outer space because you kind of look like an alien! Because we really don’t know what aliens look like yet but, I’m sure that you would be classified as one because you’re so fucking ugly! Yeah! Oh my God! I can’t… Just looking at you and thinking about you makes me so sick! I just wanna, just… Throw up all over your face! I know that if I threw all over your face you’d actually be more attractive! That’s how ugly you are! Oh my God! I just don’t believe that you… Did you actually have parents? Because, if I had a kid as ugly as you, I would definitely kick your ass out like, as soon as you were born I’d be like: Get rid of this thing, this thing that they call a child. I can’t even tell what it is because it’s so ugly! I mean, you have like shit all over your face, all those fucking white zits all over the place, and scars and… It’s like, what did you do to yourself? I mean, come on! You’re so hideous! I can’t believe that anyone can be as hideous as you! I’m sure you’ve heard the ugly duckling story so many times but, just face it, you’ll never be a swan! You’ll never be attractive! No one is ever gonna want something as ugly as you! You know, sometimes, there’s dogs that are so ugly like you? No, you’re way beyond that! You’re so beyond that that I would rather fuck a dog instead you because you’re so ugly! That’s so wrong too, right? But you’re uglier than anything I’ve ever seen! I mean, I just… I feel so sorry for your mother! I just really, really feel sorry for her for having to put up with a child as ugly as you! I would be so embarrassed! I would never even come within like, ten feet of you! I would never wanna be associated with someone as ugly as you are! You’re so fucking ugly! I think I’m gonna… Yeah, I just threw up in my mouth again! Oh god! I just, oh, you’re so ugly! I just don’t know how you do it, you’re just so fucking ugly! You’re worse than a retard and I mean that! On the nicest note of all those retards out there. You’re just so hideous! You’re like Hulk mixed in with a gremlin, mixed with the guy with scissor hands. With every ugly creature, you could find. That mixed all jumbled in together! You should be… The place where you live should be like in the depths of the sea where no one could see. I know that’s where all the ugly fish are so that’s where you belong too because you’re so ugly! No one ever wants to look at you! You’re an eyesore! You’re a huge eyesore to everything in this world! You just don’t compare! You have nothing about you as attractive so I don’t know why you’re even living! You should just give up your space and move on so that a more attractive, beautiful being can be in your place. Because you’re worthless! You’re so fucking ugly, you’re so hideous! You’re worthless! I don’t even know what else to say! You’re just… You’re fucking ugly, you make me sick! You make me sick more than fucking swine flu and that shit kills you! Yeah! That’s how sick you make me! You kind of look like a swine… So, maybe… Maybe that’s how… Is that how they made it? Do you give out the swine flu and they named it the swine because you look like a fucking pig? I just fucking figured it out! Oh my, God, I’m so smart! Yep, everyone got sick because they looked at you and you look like a pig so they called it the swine flu! That’s it! Yeah, well, you know what? I can’t keep looking at you anymore, thinking about you because I really don’t want to catch the flu. Even though I’m starting to be sick already, I just don’t want it to get any worse. I would say see you later but, I’m never gonna see you again because you’re so fucking ugly, so… Peace out!
